Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Why did the man die? He was old.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why are trees green? I have no idea

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Ebola

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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