- Anti Joke

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.