- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Neither did she.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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