Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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