- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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