Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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hey guys im gay

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Anti Joke

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