What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Gay republicans

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Womens basketball

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

AIDS

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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