- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

A mormon walks into a bar.

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