- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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