Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did? Yes

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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