- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What's green and blue? yellow

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

whats black and strange a paki

Corn Muffins

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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