why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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