What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Rebecca Black

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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