- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Knock Knock The doors already open

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Dakota Fanning

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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