- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why? Why Not?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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