why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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