- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

woman's rights

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

You have friends

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Skrillex.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

feminists.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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