what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

pretty soon we'll all be dead

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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