- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

JUST KIDDING^

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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