If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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