- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

retard

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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