Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Anti Joke

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