- Anti Joke

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.