- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Ben Affleck

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

what do you call a black chef glendon

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