what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Robert Mugabe.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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watch a i d s left

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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