- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Yo mama is so fat she died

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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