- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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