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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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