what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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I Have a Black Friend

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The WNBA

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Anti Joke

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