- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

My name is Jeff

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Women can vote? wtf

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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