If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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