- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

masturbating on a tarc bus

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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