why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Your mom.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

stuarts mum

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

It says so on your cap.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's the difference between a duck?

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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