why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

hey, my names mark.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

you suck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Poop.

A seal walks into a club.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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