How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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