A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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