What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Chuck norris

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why dont they make black forks

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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