There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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* anti-punchline

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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?J?o?k?e?

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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