A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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You're a frog

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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