- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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