What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A seal walks into a club.

belly button

Dusters blow stuff.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What can fly? Lots of things

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Shea's sty....

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