- Anti Joke

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Choir.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Please? No.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.