- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget walked under a bar.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

If you were a cactus, why?

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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