How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Please? No.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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