- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What do you call a black man? Black

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What's green and blue? yellow

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