Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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