What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Thats what she said

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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