Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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