- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

The Female Orgasm

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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