- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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